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sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.
side note: perfect example of “is that your real objection?”
gonna hijack this cuz i am a teacher…
FUCK TEACHERS WHO DON’T LET KIDS EAT IN CLASS
‘My kids’ arrive at 7:20. They eat breakfast, but by 9am, they’re hungry again and lunches start at 11:18. They all know there are granola bars and fruit chews in the bottom left desk drawer – if you want one, get it. (LEFT, boys, the right drawer has pads and tampons). If you’re hungry, eat. If you eat every day, bring some next week to ‘pay in’ to the food stash. And for goodness sake, if you come in late first hour with a bag from McDonald’s, you better have a hashbrown for me.
I have kids not even in my class stop and ask for food. Sure! Left drawer! (Bobby, your other left…)
And you know, that drawer is never empty. The kids know. They refill it. But they also know i buy the really good stuff after payday. *giggles*
Am i better or more ‘human’ than other teachers? No, not really. I’m just hungry af at 9 am, in the middle of second hour, and i don’t wanna eat in front of my kids without knowing they can do the same.
And the microwave back there? Sure! Heat up your oatmeal and poptarts. Popcorn? FFS don’t burn it.
Just don’t bring bananas. The smell makes me sick…
Teachers like this make my heart sing. We need to pay them more
sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.
side note: perfect example of “is that your real objection?”
gonna hijack this cuz i am a teacher…
FUCK TEACHERS WHO DON’T LET KIDS EAT IN CLASS
‘My kids’ arrive at 7:20. They eat breakfast, but by 9am, they’re hungry again and lunches start at 11:18. They all know there are granola bars and fruit chews in the bottom left desk drawer – if you want one, get it. (LEFT, boys, the right drawer has pads and tampons). If you’re hungry, eat. If you eat every day, bring some next week to ‘pay in’ to the food stash. And for goodness sake, if you come in late first hour with a bag from McDonald’s, you better have a hashbrown for me.
I have kids not even in my class stop and ask for food. Sure! Left drawer! (Bobby, your other left…)
And you know, that drawer is never empty. The kids know. They refill it. But they also know i buy the really good stuff after payday. *giggles*
Am i better or more ‘human’ than other teachers? No, not really. I’m just hungry af at 9 am, in the middle of second hour, and i don’t wanna eat in front of my kids without knowing they can do the same.
And the microwave back there? Sure! Heat up your oatmeal and poptarts. Popcorn? FFS don’t burn it.
Just don’t bring bananas. The smell makes me sick…
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