siren-kitten-his:

avenger-nerd-mom:

siren-kitten-his:

avenger-nerd-mom:

siren-kitten-his:

avenger-nerd-mom:

punkfrog:

avenger-nerd-mom:

sorry @devikafernando i couldn’t resist

You’re cruel, @avenger-nerd-mom

Reblog for @punkfrog and her tags

Listen, I’m from St. Louis. I’m all about thin crust pizza, cut in squares… but hell, it’s pizza. It’s all good!

Oh goodness, please say someone is going to write that!

Hey @jrubalcaba wanna write an AU Bucky porn, delivering Imo’s pizza? *giggles*

Pleeeeeeeeease! I don’t know you but I will bribe you.

@jrubalcaba @siren-kitten-his really wants it, based on the tags from @punkfrog… *giggles*

@avenger-nerd-mom

Birthday Sweets

*an Emery&Chris story*

by avenger-nerd-mom

On a secluded boat dock, Chris and Emery celebrate his 37th birthday together

Warnings: NSFW, language, cunnilingus, anal fingering, intercourse

Word Count 2781

June 2018

Humming a little tune, Chris clears up their trash, throwing the items back in the picnic basket. Looking at his watch, he gets a little concerned, wondering what’s keeping Emery so long. Tossing the bread crumbs in the lake he watches as small fish swarm around, trying to get their fill. He smiles when he hears her steps pounding down the dock. Turning to watch her, his heart fills with pride at her beauty and grace, hidden under a flirty summer sundress, and criss-crossed tan lines on her shoulders. His face lights up. “Why didn’t you just go behind the tree?” he teases.

She stops dead in her tracks, hand on her hip, the other hiding behind her back. “Because, I’m a lady,” she quotes, “that’s why!”

Falling forward gently from his squatting position, he lands on his knees, resting his fists on his thighs. He effects the same accent from one of their favorite Disney movies, and asks, “What’s hiding behind your back?”

She giggles. Returning her voice to her casual Southern drawl, she replies, “Well, I know you said you didn’t want cake until all the family comes down this weekend, so-” Emery swings her arm around, presenting a small gift bag, “here’s a little something till then.”

She steps forward, kicking off her sandals and handing it to him, before carefully sitting on the edge of the plaid blanket. He peers down into the bag and lets out a whoop of excitement. “From Leopold’s?” He asks, pulling out a travel container of ice cream.

She grins, happily nodding and pulling out two spoons from her pocket. She’d arranged for his favorite flavors to be packaged up from their favorite shop in Savannah to make the journey without him even knowing. “There’s more up in the cabin. This is the rum cake one.”

Pulling the lid off carefully, he licks the smear of melted cream stuck to the top. “You really are the best birthday party planner ever, Em. How’d I get so lucky to find you?”

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deathbyukmen:

avenger-nerd-mom:

Happy Birthday darling @deathbyukmen! I can’t remember how we met- i think you probably sent me to the Naughty Stairs shortly after i fell into the Hiddleston fandom… And because your reviews on stories were amazing! But we’re more than that now… You’re my ‘go to’ editor, we swap advice and laments, I’m ‘auntie’ to a great kiddo and we’ve shared French fries IN PERSON! I love meeting my Tumblr girls, and I’m so blessed to know you. Thinking of you today, and wishing you all the love you deserve. Have a wonderful day, darling!
Love, Cass

@avenger-nerd-mom

Oh my god girl, you almost made me cry…. and I am soooo not a ‘cryer’

Yes, you are a founding member of the Naughty Step Girls

Love you to the moon and back!

And bless the boys that brought us together!

Happy Birthday darling @deathbyukmen! I can’t remember how we met- i think you probably sent me to the Naughty Stairs shortly after i fell into the Hiddleston fandom… And because your reviews on stories were amazing! But we’re more than that now… You’re my ‘go to’ editor, we swap advice and laments, I’m ‘auntie’ to a great kiddo and we’ve shared French fries IN PERSON! I love meeting my Tumblr girls, and I’m so blessed to know you. Thinking of you today, and wishing you all the love you deserve. Have a wonderful day, darling!
Love, Cass