imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems
Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War
lol
We have a few book recommendations, don’t we? @avenger-nerd-mom
@devikafernando i mean, i guess i could write a screen play… lol
Executed like he’s fallen over backwards like that every day of his life…
(1993, Evans household)
Lisa: Chris, it’s your turn to take out the trash
(Chris flops like that on the couch)
Lisa: (rolls her eyes)damn kid, quit being so dramatic. It’s not like i told ya to mow the lawn!
“NSFW below the cut”
me:

Lies we tell ourselves…
college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today
college teacher:
“I am doing this right now, don’t worry!”












