i teach
when the department meeting goes way overlong
when student don’t think i’ll notice they wrote their essay last minute
Yeah, dude. I can see the history on Google docs… i know exactly when we worked in class, and when you wrote it…
college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today
college teacher:
“I am doing this right now, don’t worry!”
Teacher uses memes to grade papers
When I introduce a new topic and students groan
I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways
Ok. It’s easy. Move to a VERY SMALL town. Of all the places I know I’m ‘most beautiful,’ it’s the grocery store and gas station.
And they said college would be harder than high school…
i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to invoke the wrath of the professor
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