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Executed like he’s fallen over backwards like that every day of his life…

(1993, Evans household)

Lisa: Chris, it’s your turn to take out the trash

(Chris flops like that on the couch)

Lisa: (rolls her eyes)damn kid, quit being so dramatic. It’s not like i told ya to mow the lawn!

Me writing fanfic:

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thewife101:

gouacheboy:

  • Too, many, commas,,, 
  • Is this ooc?? 
  • I used that word already 
  • Do people even blush this much?? 
  • *squints* Is that canon?
  • Tropes
  •  *cries while writing death scene* 
  • Wait what happened last chapter? 
  • I wrote like a thousan- 354 words!? 
  • *googles the lifespan of a tropical fish* 
  • have I spelt his name wrong all this time? 
  • Would they say that tho? 
  • Changes plot 539932 times 
  • Loses inspiration, goes back to tumblr

Literally me right now.

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fandomfitmom:

Eat the food. All of it. Enjoy it!

Don’t forget dessert!

(I’m making cheesecake bars today, by the way! I’ll show pics later)

And don’t forget to drink lots of water!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Count this as my wish to all of you. I’m under the weather today, but trudging on anyway… family responsibilities you know!

Shout out to all my girls, even if you’re not celebrating Turkey Day!